Why hello there…..
I’m Michael,
and I wanna
marry the shit outta you!
I’m a storyteller at heart, and your love story is one that deserves to be told properly — with humour, heart and a whole lot of meaning.
When I’m not hitching lovebirds all over South Australia (and wherever takes me), I’m a dad of two who loves writing, talking shit and baking a dangerously good fruitcake.
With me as your celebrant, you won’t just get a ceremony — you’ll get an experience. One that’s memorable, personal, and unmistakably yours.
If I sound like your guy………
Packages
Whatever you’re dreaming of for your big day; barefoot on the beach, something boujee in a winery, or a backyard party with your dog as the ring bearer — the vibe matters. And more importantly, your ceremony should actually feel like you.
Nobody wants ‘that celebrant’ professing how grand your love is, especially when they’ve taken no time to get to know you! That’s why I’ve put together the packages below — to help create an epic day that’s unapologetically yours. All include:
• A fully personalised ceremony built around your story, your vibe, and the chaos that brought you together.
• Romance, laughter and authenticity — no cringey scripts or awkward “repeat after me” energy.
• Ongoing two-way communication.
• All legal paperwork handled and lodged so you don’t accidentally stay “just engaged forever”.
• A rehearsal/walk thru, because “winging it” is for reality TV.
• High-quality PA system & mic supplied so your guests can actually hear the good bits.
• Travel included within 50km of Adelaide — I’ll bring snacks for anything further.
• Full celebrant presence on the day: early arrival, setup, sound check, guest-herding, vibe-setting and general wedding wizardry.
The Full Box & Dice
This is the top-tier, all-in, leave-nothing-out option for lovers who want a full-blown celebration of absolutely everything that makes them… them.
From the moment you lock me in, I’ll guide you through the legal stuff (boring but important) and the creative magic (the fun bit). By the time your big day rolls around, you’ll be feeling cool, calm, ridiculously excited — and completely confident that everything is handled.
Think: the whole shebang. The grand affair. The moment your guests will still be talking about at Christmas!
Micro Wedding
It’s quality over quantity, lunatics.
This one’s for couples who still want a top-tier, personalised ceremony, but without inviting their second cousin’s neighbour’s plus-one. Think ~20 of your absolute favourite humans gathered to celebrate you in a way that feels intimate, meaningful, and completely you.
You still get the vibes of a grand love fest — the laughs, the happy tears, the goosebumps — just on a smaller, more intentional scale. It’s epic, emotional, and engaging… minus the chaos and seating chart drama.
Legals Only
For the lovebirds who are here to get hitched… and that’s it. No fuss, no dramatic readings, no shit!
You pick the time and place, bring along two witnesses, and I’ll bring the serious legal stuff. A few must-say words, some signatures, maybe a happy tear or two — and boom, you’re married.
We can do this wherever the hell you want…..pretty much anywhere: your backyard, a park, your lounge room, the pub, wherever! Quick, simple, meaningful, and done in as little as five minutes — but still packed with love.
Elopements
Want to say “I do” with just the two of you? No crowd. No seating chart. No awkward plus-ones.
This is the perfect option for couples who want all the meaning and magic of a wedding day, without an audience (aside from the two legally-required witnesses — we’re rebels, not criminals).
It’s for the lovers who are ditching tradition, escaping the noise, and choosing something beautifully intimate instead. Whether it’s at home, by the beach, in the bush, or somewhere wildly romantic, your ceremony will still be fully personalised — bursting with love, sincerity, humour and all the good, tingly, heart-exploding feels.
The guest list may be tiny, but the moment? Absolutely massive.
Em-Cee
Before you accidentally hand the microphone to your loudest mate or that one relative who swears they’re funny, let me step in. I’ll take the reins as your MC and keep everything running smoothly from start to finish.
With confident, engaging introductions and a natural feel for the room, I’ll guide your guests through the night, keep the energy high, and make sure every moment lands exactly how it should. From grand entrances and speeches to cake-cutting and dance floor kick-offs, I’ve got the timing, tone, and flow completely under control.
You get to relax, soak it all in, and actually enjoy your own celebration — knowing the night is in safe, professional (and very capable) hands, and the good vibes are rolling right through to the final song.